I could not pass this story up. lol


STAFF at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said overnight.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages.

He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.


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